For Christmas, Kevin was accidentally left behind in Home Alone 1, and he injured two villains called Harry and Marv.
First, both of them were shot, then Marv slipped and Harry's hand was burnt. Then Marv stepped on a nail and Harry's noggin was on fire. Harry was a terrorist. "Where are you little creep?" "I'm up here morons!" "THIS IS SPARTAAAAAA!!1!" Harry got his head on fire again and the whole world shook. Marv died. Marv sucked brick. Then Harr- KEVIN! KEVIN1 KEVIN!NIVEK KEVIN! KEEEVVVIINNN1111!1!!!!1!!!!1111!!!1 *passed out* Marv when electroZOMGcuted: AAAAAHHHHHH11!!! *passed away* Harry got eaten by dove birds, and died. One of the cops were gravely ill but they could still go with fibro fog.

Written by Michael