For Christmas, Kevin was accidentally left behind in Home Alone 1, and he injured two villains called Harry and Marv.
First, both of them were shot, then Marv slipped and Harry's hand was burnt. Then Marv stepped on a nail and Harry's noggin was on fire. Harry was a terrorist. "Where are you little creep?" "I'm up here morons!" "THIS IS SPARTAAAAAA!!1!" Harry got his head on fire again and the whole world shook. Marv died. Marv sucked brick. Then Harr- KEVIN! KEVIN1 KEVIN!NIVEK KEVIN! KEEEVVVIINNN1111!1!!!!1!!!!1111!!!1 *passed out* Marv when electroZOMGcuted: AAAAAHHHHHH11!!! *passed away* Harry got eaten by dove birds, and died. One of the cops were gravely ill but they could still go with fibro fog.

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My Birthday Celebration Week Timeline

December 15 - My birthday and the last day of school for 2015.
December 16 - I had a tooth surgery and the battery in my 2DS died out.
December 17 - I completed the NSMB2 game in my 2DS.
December 19 - I went to Stardome.
December 20 - I went to Waiwera and stayed for a quarter of a day.
I felt quite excited in that week.

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Written by Michael